Shelby and I went to a brunch yesterday, with friends of hers down the Pensacola road. The host was a local pediatrician with a lovely professional wife. It looked like they had a really nice home, but I never went inside, I spent my time at the pool.

People began arriving shortly after us. They were all really good looking and they came bearing more food to match the spread on the table next to the pool.

A guy I've met before invited me to the back forty to smoke a fatty. I was in good shape as the sun went down. I can't go into detail, but this is the second party down here I've held beautiful bare breasts in my appreciative hands.

And to be very clear here, Shelby was not in this mix, we have rules, but she won.