I saw my alcoholigist today, a very cool lady named Dr Veronica Vodka. She said that recent tests showed that I'm two quarts low on my blood alcohol level, and recommended I up my consumption.

To facilitate this she has prescribed 1.75L of Smirnoff daily. I tried to get a script for smoke from her, but she referred me to a potoligist named Dr Walter Weed for that. I've got a 4:20 appointment on Friday.