I'd like to take a cognitive test one day, like the one being pushed on Joe and Don. Trump said he's taken two, and aced both. Joe has no time for that, he's at the top of his game.

I keep telling people that my brain was damaged with that recent stroke, and the other medical issues that went down around it. Plus a few serious falls.

Nobody buys it but me, so I write about it here, and see if anything sticks.

I've been becoming an asshole for the day, once every three days. I apparently become a bad dude and usually can't remember it the next day.

If I'm drinking that day, I can blame it on that, otherwise it may be neurological.

Over the years, becoming an asshole every three days has never really been an issue with me, otherwise I would have run out of friends and lovers real quick.

So I really don't know what to do...