I had a wonderful meal today, just one. It consisted of:

 • Kroger Rice Bitz Oven Toasted Rice Cereal.

 • Kroger Bite Size Shredded Wheat.

 • Almond Breeze Unsweetened Almond Milk.

 • Two handfuls of rinsed black berries, crushed in my hand.

 • A sliced banana.

Actually, my eating sucks lately. Had the rotgut buffet at The Square on Saturday morning, I didn't even go back for seconds.

I watched that movie about the rise of McDonalds, on Sunday, and it gave me a craving for fast food. So I drove into town. My first thought was a Hardies Stuffed Omelet Biscuit with a splash of gravy. The guy at the counter said it would take twenty minutes to get my food due to staff shortages.

It's Sunday in the South. The only other place open was, McDonalds.

As I walked in I was faced with a big blackboard showing worthless stuff, and a gaggle of young girls below it. Three or four, training one, which was the young lady asking me what I wanted.

I couldn't see any of their product, I was blinded by the big board, I said "What's good?" and it totally snapped her young trainee mind. She recommended some breakfast sandwich meal and I said fine, but as I was walking away, I turned and said "It has bacon?" I asked her if I could replace that with sausage.

So, she then walked away from the station, and had a conversation with the cooks. I set my plastic number down at a table, and worked on my condiments and a cup of water.

When I got back to my table, there was a tray with two sandwiches (I only paid for one), one with bacon on it, and one with sausage. And a triangle shaped potato thing.

I consider myself an honest and ethical man, and I don't take what's not coming to me. But I made an exception yesterday.

Actually, both of them sucked. They put a sweet flavoring in to emulate pancakes, or something.

McDonalds don't cut it for me no more.