Son, if you wanted I would quit drinking and smoking right now, move into your backyard trailer, and be popa to your babies, forever!

You have a great life happening, I'm so proud and I love you all so much.

You're auto body career, second place in that big Pacific Northwest contest, is amazing!

Just say yes, and I'm there son!

On the other hand, Shelby, my grand-daughter who you know well, wants me to land with her.

She envisions me in a small trailer on a Tampa, FL beach, where I could hang with family there, enjoy my vodka and smoke while the hot girls in bikinis stroll by!

I am so grateful that my life has landed among these choices, thank you life!

So my choice is, ...