I found an all-inclusive resort down in Costa Rica called Hotel Riu Guanacaste.

Here's their blurb:

Located on the seafront in the beautiful region of Guanacaste, on the Pacific coast of Costa Rica. The resort boasts 701 inviting guest rooms, four dining venues, six free-flowing bars and five conference rooms. A host of daily activities and nightly entertainment compliment the surrounding lush landscape. The resort's prime location allows guests to take in all of the sights and sounds of the tropics. Pristine beaches, bird watching, sport fishing and jungle treks and much more are all within reach at this new all inclusive resort.

What this doesn't mention, is the jacuzzi suite with an ocean-view hot tub on the terrace.

Here's the room:

Here's the terrace:

The base room rate is $192 a night, and I havn't dug deep enough to determine how much this would cost for a week, a couple grand I suppose. Heck I made that much patching tubes this summer! Or maybe not...