I've been thinking about death today as I walk around my little place. I'm alone with a will, that more and more just looks like possession distribution.

Death brings about disruption, and I don't want that to happen to my family. In fact, I wish you would all stay home. Unless you're in my Will and want any of my pathetic things.

I give my neighbor Daniel power of attorney to get me cremated. Use the possessions not covered or wanted in the Will, to cover the cost. Estate sale baby!

Split the ashes between Riley and Shelby, for a West/East coast beach goodbye.

Hopefully I'll continue being around for a while, just wanted to let my wishes be known.