I have a new job! Thanks to Shelby, I am now a pool monitor at the Purple Parrot Village in Pensacola, FL.

The Purple Parrot Resort is a true gem in Perdido Key, offering unmatched amenities and a welcoming, laid-back vibe. It’s the only resort on the island featuring a lagoon-style outdoor pool, complete with a tropical waterfall and island hot tub, providing the ultimate space for relaxation. For cooler months, our indoor pool ensures that every season is perfect for a visit. Guests also enjoy the island’s only designated beach volleyball area, adding an extra touch of fun and community spirit to their stay.

Steps from the resort, you'll find the pristine Gulf Islands National Seashore, offering seven miles of untouched beaches and breathtaking views. Within the resort gates, the much-loved Purple Parrot Tiki Bar serves as a lively social hub, with live music, great food, and a friendly atmosphere that keeps guests coming back.

The job entails making sure that the folks enjoying the services are actually guests. Everyone has to wear a current purple wristband, or I will politely ask them to leave. It's nearby Dan and Shelby's place, and I'm ready to move into the small mobile home on their property as soon as I can.

I'm getting in shape, clean, sober and loving it, and I'm ready for a great Florida Summer.