I slapped my phone onto my new trike phone holder this morning and drove to the Dollar General. Just as I approached the main highway I passed a joint called Johnny B’s Front Porch.
It's a bar that serves oysters. I asked Gemini about the place and got this:
Johnny B’s Front Porch is a local gem that blends laid-back Gulf Coast charm with live music and hearty eats. Located right on US-98, it’s a go-to for burgers, wings, seafood baskets, and cold drinks—plus a porch-perfect vibe that lives up to its name.
• Must-try: Reuben sandwich, flounder basket, and French dip.
• Live music from local artists adds to the friendly, festive atmosphere.
• Popular drinks include margaritas and classic Coors.
• Outdoor seating makes it ideal for breezy evenings or sunny lunches.
It’s a favorite among locals and beachgoers alike, especially for winding down after a Perdido run. If you’re rolling by on your trike, it’s got the kind of porch that invites you to stay a while.
The place was jammed, vehicles everywhere, on a Sunday morning! Inside the Dollar store I asked a local lady what was going on there and she said Church booze and God.
I swear, this little Alabama town is growing on me...