I notice a lot of folks around here are just waiting for their turn to die. Most are so overweight there's no going back, so they just eat what they want, finish it off with a smoke, and shorten the wait. I was walking out of Walmart this morning and an old broad was sitting in a truck parked in the front handicap stall, coughing and hacking loudly between drags on her cigarette. I mumbled Welcome to Tennessee as I strode strongly across the parking lot...

That ain't to say I'm some saint, I got my vices, but I don't walk around in a fatalistic state sayin wtf either. I want to live as long as I can and as a result I stay as healthy as possible. But, just in case my time comes up unexpectedly (I am old as dirt), I'm ready.

My LegalZoom Will is sitting on the table waiting for me to sign it in front of two witnesses. It cost $89 bucks and it's customized to Tennessee law. It contains the stuff I put in a blog post awhile back, with a few tweaks.

I don't know if I have to take it down to the courthouse and have it processed, or if it's good to go as is, but it sure feels good to know the State ain't going to take my shit.

You got a Will?