Peeing at night has become an issue. First off, I have to go several times a night because of my Prostate, so I just roll off the bed, plant my feet on the floor and grab my bottle in the dark.

I worry about a urinary tract infection so I do my best to keep away from the edges of the top. That's the last thing I need now because there are no medical clinics around here.

I could walk outside and pee on the ground next to this trailer, which I do during the day, but at night the security light comes on if I step out the door, and it wakes the house up.

Hey, I'm not complaining, I have a roof over me and a place to store my meager possessions, for $600 a month. Down in this neck of the woods you can't do better. So what if it has no water or toilet, if the back door is unlocked I can use the guest bathroom, otherwise I can shit in the back forty where the dogs go.

And you can't beat the amenities, there are parks and beaches galore, and great ocean water to wade in.