Apparently, I was in a club of some sort recently. I just got an email with a blurry photo attached. They wanted to know who I am? That's not me!

That sort of looks like my Tilley hat, and I have a tropical shirt that looks just like that one. And the shades, and the goatee...

But I would remember, right? And why do they want to know who I am? Sheesh, life is challenging lately!