If you gaze long enough into the abyss, the abyss will gaze back.

My best friend ran off with my ex-wife, and I miss him.

If you were a women, would you be gay or straight?

Daniel's answer: pussy and boobs, all over them...

How do you want to die?

Daniel's answer: I want to be 98 and shot by the jealous husband, after fucking his thirty year old wife, while I'm jumping out the window.

How would you sum up your life?

Daniel's answer: tater chips, and ham and cheese sandwichs, no sex, no lovin.

We're all heading into the abyss, and some people just get there faster.

Welcome to Jim and Daniels daddy issues pity party.