You know what, being broken don't mean you don't give a shit. I was sitting here in the cave this afternoon and I noticed a lady taking pictures of herself across the way.

At first I thought it was John's wife, who I haven't met yet, but it turned out to be the lady at the very end. Hot, blond, big titted, Levi cutoffs, girlfriend to Levi, who I also haven't met.

So I just walked over there and offered to take her picture with her phone. It worked out great, I got a great shot of her, while planting her body in my mind, and it was fine.

I have very good looking, very nice, neighbors here. I can't remember any hot woman, or man, walk down my previous deadend street in Tennessee in the last six years. Fuck that place.