Can skin cancer on top of an old bald head with really thin skin, seep through a damaged skull, and cause brain cancer?

The strong Parkinsons tremors that occupy my legs, sometimes work their way up to my torso, and I become a walking vibrator.

If I bought a large roll of plastic I could rent myself out as an elephant dildo. I wonder what that pays?

Dan recommended picking up a used vehicle for one or two hundred bucks a month. It's a good idea, but I wouldn't have any SS left to go anywhere.

Walking and bussing may be my only transportation option. I've got Google Wallet on my phone now and I could add a bus pass to it, then just tap and go.