I have decided that I want to be euthanized and composted. I just read about a woman, suffering from incurable PTSD, who was put down, like we do our old pets. That's a good way to go, give me a couple shots.
There are a few States now where human composting is legal. Your body is converted into a cubic yard of compost over a period of 45 days.
Washington, where my boy Riley lives, is one of those States. They could put me into a planter out back and grow some flowers on top.
Hmmm... Beats dying a painful death and either getting burned up or buried in a box.
Fed my ducks again today: More Feeding.