I love my pussy. I kiss her often. I don't touch her pussy unless it's covered in shit because she's too fat to lick it off, then I wash it down with a wet paper towel.

I've encountered lots of pussies in my life, she is my favorite. I must admit to having been pussy whipped in my time, it sucks. Now I get tail whipped and I love it.

Pussy rocks! I love to stroke it. I rub it until it gets off, my lap. Underneath lies my other friend that she never meets, or sees, I'm careful.

My pussy will die someday, I have a box for her, and a planter and a shovel. And a tombstone thet says The head of this house is the one with the tail.

Until then, my pussy is queen.