I'm not used to Pensacola neighborhoods like the one I live in now. As I walk around the cul-de-sac in the morning, there's not a single bit of garbage in the street, no stolen shopping carts parked on corners, and all the lawns are manicured with sprinklers going.

Except one, with grass a foot tall, who could use that guy on TikTok who does the free lawn mowing.

And all the folks seem successful, with campers and boats and GMC's parked in their driveway. Except the sex-registered pedophile flying the Union Flag, but every neighborhood has at least one of those.

I walked to the hen house this morning to perform my chore, shooting video along the way, and the little orange one messed up the show. She stopped at the door, blocking her sisters, until they said screw this and forced their way out.