I'm getting a free in home health care visit on Mar 15, between 0800 and 0900. I had one last year, I was bored, and I wanted the $25 gift card. I barely remember it, some dude sitting in the chair asking me questions and scribbling on a clipboard.

Now I'm getting another guy named Clayton Wilson, and I have a speech prepared:

Before we get started, Clayton, let me say that I trust you're a good guy, and I'm sure you're qualified to do this job, but why the hell can't I get me a young country lady in your place?

It would be nice to enjoy a focused witty conversation, about my health in this case, with a down home real woman seated in my comfy chair. It's one of the biggest things I miss in life, actually.

Women have played a major role in my life, and I value and enjoy their company. As I'm older now, the physical and sexual attractions, while still may be there, take second stage to real conversations about real life.