I loved you and it has been a privilege and a true pleasure to have known you. We've had great travels and adventures together for the last fifteen or more years, and I'm so sorry you are dead.

You were recently hauled off to the junkyard and stripped down to parts, after blowing your engine. The final step occurred today as I spent three hours at the Florida DMV getting your registration and plate retired from the system. You now officially no longer exist.

I had to do this before Dec 9th or my drivers license would have been suspended. So I walked into downtown this morning, joined the DMV que and then had Eggs Benedict at the Ruby Slipper. A couple hours later you were declared dead to the State of Florida.

Goodbye Jill.

Those are my grandmothers blankets btw, which are now on my bed.