Like I feared, I have become a pancake. My laptop has landed in front of my scrunched head, and I have one hand left to type with. There is a huge weight on me, I can't move. Actually I don't know what's left of my body.
Only minutes left here, I need to say my last words!
I send my love out to everyone who ever knew me. You liked me, hated me, loved me, or ignored me. Thanks for everything!
A special shout out to my family, scattered all over, none nearby. I love you all.
Everyone take care, don't fret about me. I've had an amazing life. Goodbye!