I'm ready to take my second 7-day Caribbean cruise and I don't want to do it alone this time. I'm looking for a cute young Tennessee girl to travel with me: an old guy, in good shape, and not bad looking. The cruise lines offer couples the best deal, so here's the offer.

I would expect you to be employed with your own money. Single, with some time off in December, not a welfare momma or a drugie, and you look good in a bikini. I'll pay for the cruise, transportation, and a drink package.

Ain't lookin to get laid, just someone to share an adventure with. We would be the hit of the ship, cool old guy, pretty lady.

You up?